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Showing posts with label Hindu Ass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hindu Ass. Show all posts

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Crazy Indians - Bizarre 2017

Chidambaram is an equal opportunity basher. This is the kind of articles we must welcome, I wrote a piece that continues to be popular among Indians, “for every muslim Ass, there is a hindu, Christian and Jewish ass.”


he year 2017, to which we bid goodbye today, was replete with bizarre statements.
Written by P Chidambaram | Updated: December 31, 2017

Courtesy:  The Indian Express


The year 2017, to which we bid goodbye today, was replete with instances that were bizarre. Here are some examples that were so bizarre they made me despondent or ashamed or angry, but in the end, I laughed them away:

Dangerous Pronouncements
The pride of place goes to pronouncements of those in authority:

2. A judge of the High Court of Rajasthan cited the Vedas as saying that those who kill cows should be massacred (I wonder which Veda) and went on to add his own prescription: declare the cow as India’s national animal and punish cow slaughter with life imprisonment. If a judge says so, I suppose enough space can be found in our crowded jails.

3. A minister of Madhya Pradesh gifted 700 wooden bats (mogri is the Hindi word) to brides. The inscription read ‘gift for beating drunkard husbands, police will not interfere’. The minister, in one stroke, struck a blow for women’s empowerment, for prohibition, for the institution of marriage and for police neutrality in a domestic matter (even if some bones were broken).

Foolish Diktats

Diktats by whatever name — firman, fatwa, edict — are high on the hierarchy of the bizarre:
4. ‘Women can’t cut hair, groom eyebrows’ read a fatwa of the Darul Uloom Deoband in Uttar Pradesh. Visit to a beauty parlour was forbidden. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Ladies, don’t go to a beauty parlour, take your man to an ophthalmologist.

5. The village panchayat of Madora village, Mathura, imposed a ban on girls using mobile phones outside their homes under pain of a fine of Rs 2,100. Why Rs 2,100? Why did the panchayat pick on the number 2,100? Is it because we live in the 21st century? Or is it the price of the cheapest handset?

6. ‘Don’t celebrate Christmas’ warned a fringe Hindu group. The group should have revealed that they hate Christmas carols, will burn Christmas trees, and don’t believe in Christianity’s most important virtue — forgiveness. But let’s forgive them.

7. The head of the Dawoodi Bohra community directed members of his community to ‘use Indian-style toilets and host weddings at selected venues’. We saw pictures of persons breaking western style commodes. To sit or squat is the question. Squat is fine, as long as it is not OD.

Sinister Motives

Bizarre can be sinister too, but those examples don’t tickle me:

8. The Indira Gandhi Institute of Medical Sciences, Patna, required its employees to fill a marital declaration form. The employees were asked to declare their virginity and the number of wives they are married to. It was not clear whether the form applied to male employees only.

9. In Thiruvananthapuram, Kerala, a boy student of Class XII was suspended from class for giving a hug to a girl student who had won a prize. The boy remained suspended during the last four months. The boy has vowed to fight for his (hugging) rights. He has a natural ally in Prime Minister Narendra Modi. The PM should send him his best wishes.

10. A teacher couple working in a private school in district Pulwama, Jammu & Kashmir, was sacked on their wedding day. The school management claimed that their ‘romance could adversely affect the students’. Did the management intend to say that the romance could ‘infect’ the students? The couple protested and claimed that theirs was an ‘arranged’ marriage (sans romance, to please the school management).

11. In the world of the bizarre, Mr. Donald Trump is the undisputed king. What better way to acknowledge the reigning monarch than celebrate his birthday? And that is precisely what an outfit called the Hindu Sena did on Mr. Trump’s 71st birthday. The event held at Jantar Mantar, New Delhi, began with a raj tilak ceremony followed by cutting a cake weighing 7 kg and 100 grams.

Have a hearty laugh, bid goodbye to a bizarre year and welcome 2018. May it be prosperous and peaceful!


Courtesy - Indian Express 

Monday, April 21, 2014

For every Muslim ass there is a Hindu ass

URL - http://mikeghouseforindia.blogspot.com/2014/04/for-every-muslim-ass-there-is-hindu-ass.html

Secularism will not die; it will be upgraded to Pluralism; India’s heritage.

Most Indians agree and support this statement, "let every Indian, pray, eat, sleep, drink, wear, think or believe whatever the hell he or she wants to do, but not impose his ideals onto others."

Indeed, a majority of Muslims, Hindus, and others mind their own business, taking care of the family, getting kids to school, having a job and thinking of comfortable retirement. 

It is time to scream at the rascal individuals be it in Congress or BJP  who talk divisiveness. Anyone who does not care about the others is not good for the society.

Indeed, for every Muslim ass, there is a Hindu ass, (or other assess). For every Azam, there is a Togadia, for every Bukhari there is an Amit Shah…  and many more popping by day.

The purpose of police, criminal justice and law is to protect Indians from these men who incite hatred.

Modi or Indira, they come and go, but India has been there and will always be there with its pluralistic ethos. If they do any damage or did not control the damage like the Sikh Genocides, Gujarat Massacre, Mistreatement of Dalits, Destruction of Babri Masjid, it will hurt for a long time, but will heal. India is too big for these temporals. I like that old song from Bombay to Goa - Na koi raha hai, no koi rahega, mere desh azad ho ke rahega.

We are deeply a pluralistic people and our heritage is loaded with pluralistic ethos. Men who are divisive are an insult to Hinduism and Islam’s pluralistic ethos. Remember men in all traditions have been violent, despite their religion teaching otherwise. It is not the religion; it is the selfishness and insecurity in men that drives them to be rotten pigs.

And, “Hinduism is the “Ellis Island of religions”. Pluralism and diversity are deeply ingrained in it, “the lines between different beliefs and practices are permeable membranes”

And, “India gave itself a secular, liberal constitution because a vast majority of all its people, in fact almost unanimously, determined that this was the finest formulation for nation-building in a land as diverse and complex as ours. The Constituent Assembly had participation from across the many ideological divides. The document it drafted has now acquired the status of scripture and nobody in mainstream politics dares to question it. The man credited with leading that process, Ambedkar, has been added to our pantheon of all-party gods.”

Now coming to deal with the extremism- a part of every society, every religion, every ethnicity and language.

The politicians want to label it religious, but in reality it is the arrogance of one over the other. Each group is deviating from the religious teachings of humility and chosing arrogance, ahankar etc.



I fully endorse the theme of the article " Secularism is dead" by Shekhar Gupta at Indian Express.


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Secularism is Dead

This anti-Modi battle cry is lazy, illiberal and an affront to Muslims — and to Hindus.
Shekhar Gupta | New Delhi | April 18, 2014 11:52 pm

The “secular” group, led by the Congress is pitchforking India’s Muslims into this unequal fight against the BJP.

This anti-Modi battle cry is lazy, illiberal and an affront to Muslims — and to Hindus.
If the opinion polls turn out to be generally correct, and Narendra Modi comes to power, it will unleash an angry flurry of obituaries of Indian secularism. Last week, some of India’s most respected public intellectuals signed a joint appeal to save the idea of India from Modi. That his rise is a crucial turn in the Hindutva project that began with the Babri Masjid demolition. That nobody and nothing will be able to resist this wave of saffron communalism. Not the liberals among the majority Hindus, not our great institutions and, least of all, Muslims.

Nothing could be lazier, more cowardly, illiberal or unfair to all three. Let me try to explain.

I said in a television discussion on NDTV 24×7 last week that India was not a secular country because only its minorities wished it to be secular. India is secular because its Hindu majority wants it to be so. I said, also, that if I were an Indian Muslim, I couldn’t be faulted for thinking sometimes that both sides on the secular divide in this election were hell bent on fighting their ideological battle to the last Muslim. It drew quite a bit of comment and I think it deserves a more detailed elaboration than a sound bite would allow.

This is how the picture would look to an Indian Muslim. First, the BJP, it would seem, has accepted that Muslims won’t vote for it, and it couldn’t care less. It would simply contest this election with, to take liberties with a golfing metaphor, a handicap of 15 per cent. The BJP is therefore not even bothering to address Muslim concerns and fears specifically. The “secular” group, led by the Congress, on the other hand, is pitchforking India’s Muslims into this unequal fight against the BJP. As if the responsibility of saving our secularism lies with our Muslim minority. An Indian Muslim would find it both unfair and worrying.

To say that only Muslim consolidation can stop Modi, or at least limit his mandate, is unfair to the Hindu majority as well. It is as if all of the Hindus have joined the RSS and have no faith in constitutional secularism. This is rubbish. Because if such was the case,  Modi would probably equal Rajiv Gandhi’s 1984 mandate of 415, if not better it. No such thing is about to happen. The most generous opinion poll estimates put the NDA’s vote share in the mid-30s, which accounts for just over a third of India’s Hindus. The remaining majority will be voting for others. And most of these 30-odd per cent would vote for the BJP/NDA not because they want to build grand temples, spank the Muslims or banish them to Pakistan. They will be voting in search of an alternative to the weakest, most incompetent, uncommunicative and incoherent full-term government in our history. Having voted in the UPA so enthusiastically for a second time, they are going elsewhere, in search of jobs, more buying power, stability and confidence. To insinuate that this mass of Hindus will be voting Modi because they have suddenly turned communal is unfair to them.

It is also intellectually lazy, morally cynical and politically disastrous. Put more simply, it is a bit like saying that Hindus have been voting for the Congress and other “secular” forces all these decades because they were not given a convincing saffron option.
India gave itself a secular, liberal constitution because a vast majority of all its people, in fact almost unanimously, determined that this was the finest formulation for nation-building in a land as diverse and complex as ours. The Constituent Assembly had participation from across the many ideological divides. The document it drafted has now acquired the status of scripture and nobody in mainstream politics dares to question it. The man credited with leading that process, Ambedkar, has been added to our pantheon of all-party gods.

It is also unique. Unlike Western countries, where secularism means living with one or two faiths, Christianity and Judaism or Islam, India is a deeply religious country, and peopled by every religion invented, including the many thousand variants of Hinduism. As Wendy Doniger says in her magisterial book, The Hindus — the one Penguin pulped, quivering with fear in the face of a man called Dina Nath Batra — Hinduism is the “Ellis Island of religions”. Pluralism and diversity are deeply ingrained in it, “the lines between different beliefs and practices are permeable membranes”. That is why, she says, there are countless more narratives of Hinduism than the ones defined by Sanskrit, Brahmins and the Gita. And if I may dare to make my own risky addition to that list of defining three, by the RSS or VHP.

In a country where the determinants of identity change every 10 miles, from religion to caste to language to ethnicity to culture, tribe, sub-tribe and region, secularism is the glue needed to keep it all together. It isn’t just a charter to protect Muslims. The Hindus need it as much as them. That is all the more reason why India is secular, and must remain so.
Indian Muslims can, in fact, complain that over the decades, they have been taken for granted and offered a minimal political deal in return for their votes: to give them physical protection from the Hindu right. I know some will argue that even that promise was never really kept. But the truth is, the Muslim vote has been hostage to fear. Explaining why he had joined the BJP now, M.J. Akbar said to me that in the “Congress/secular” view so far, the Indian Muslim had to conform to one of three stereotypes: the decadent, decrepit feudal with sherwani fraying at the collar, as portrayed in the 1960s’ “Muslim socials” like Mere Mehboob, a riot victim like the crying Gujarati with folded hands in that infamous 2002 portrait, or a petty criminal in the image of Haji Mastan, even if sometimes with a sacrificing heart of gold.

Since he hasn’t delivered, despite my asking him several times to put this in an article, I am borrowing the idea. That mainstream, liberal politics in India has deliberately failed to treat the Muslim as a mainstream Indian. The extreme and most shameful manifestation of this was Azam Khan’s claim that the peaks of Kargil were conquered not by Hindu soldiers of our army, but by Muslims with the battle cry of Allah-o-Akbar. This is not a secular claim, but amounts to spreading communalism to the one institution that remains so secular, the army. It is true that Muslim soldiers fought alongside the Hindus and the rest in Kargil. Two of the battalions with mostly Muslim soldiers, 12 JAK LI and 22 Grenadiers, suffered heavy casualties.

But to now view them in isolation, through a sectarian prism, and pit them competitively against their fellow soldiers from other faiths is not secularism. It isn’t even pseudo-secularism. It is the most cynical, anti-minority communalism. That is why this newspaper and this writer had objected so furiously to the Sachar Committee’s misplaced idea of investigating the recruitment patterns and numbers of Muslims in the army (‘Kitne Musalman hain?’, National Interest, IE, February 18, 2006, iexp.in/FC79596)
The fundamental values of our secular Constitution sustain because of our institutions, which are trusted as fair and secular. The Election Commission can send Imran Masood to jail, ban Azam Khan and Amit Shah and then let one off with an apology. Some will call it unfair but nobody calls it communal. The Supreme Court, the UPSC, the armed forces, the mainstream media and the public intellectual class are, by and large, liberal and secular. Of course, these institutions will be tested by such a fundamental ideological shift on Raisina Hill.

But that is why the founding fathers invented them. We need to strengthen them, preserve their credibility and freedoms to protect and strengthen our secularism. It is too hasty to write its epitaph. Or to hunt for a sabbatical to a liberal campus on the American east coast until some post-Modi secular resurrection. I am conscious that this column is being written on Good Friday. But that is purely coincidental.